call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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