Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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