Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
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It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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