I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
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Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
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Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
How does it feel to date your dad?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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