Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
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he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
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The UTI came back with a vengeance.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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