My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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