How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
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I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
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Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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