At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
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My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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