I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
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Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Come on in and take your pants off
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