Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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