chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
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Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
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After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?