Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
only if we run a train.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
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you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
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It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom