The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
