So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Randomize
