The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
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NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
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Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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