i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
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