so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
My feet surprised me
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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