And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
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I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
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Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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