If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
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Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
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Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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