Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!