Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
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please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
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I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant