you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
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hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
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Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together