Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
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so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
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tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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