Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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