Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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