He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
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Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
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I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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