And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Randomize
