he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
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This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
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Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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