this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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