So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
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He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
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She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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