why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
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you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
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What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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