it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
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I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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