Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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