Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
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Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
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I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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