I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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