dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
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I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
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Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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