im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
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I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
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Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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