I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
the raccoons are back...
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