so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
We need to get me chipped asap
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