I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
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he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
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best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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