Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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