I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
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It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
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I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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