We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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