Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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