That's intense
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
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So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
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wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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