sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Randomize