I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
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Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
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Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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