just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
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you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
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Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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