just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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