I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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