btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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