We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
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we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
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i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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