lets start a swedish sibling band together
I wish they made helmets for livers.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
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Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
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do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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