My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Randomize
