need another drink. this is the easiest way
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
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