At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
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Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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